- 09:14 love this pic of Thames House under construction is.gd/36jnh #
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September 6th, 2009- 10:53 lolling: i27.tinypic.com/k2jm1t.jpg (via is.gd/2X5ZR) #
- 11:13 Apparently the way to avoid hangovers is to eat a massive steak. I still suck at bowling. Black & Blue Review: good steaks, service slow. #
- 11:23 @bigideas Just saw you got Jonathan Wolff, awesome. He was one of my favourite lecturers at university! #
- 11:48 @amuchmoreexotic I once found the exact level of booze to turn myself into a great pool player. But I’ve never managed to find it again. #
- 14:36 What a perfectly nice day! #
- 21:48 Has anyone actually seen a real big issue seller trying to sell his last issue? #
- 21:51 They should have a policy where they have to give away the last one for free, to screw the twats #
- 21:57 I would give money to a tramp who said he was too lazy to sell the big issue. #
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September 4th, 2009- 17:39 RT @SimonParkin Kurt Vonnegut explains our need for drama: bit.ly/b2iaj Read this. Read this. #
- 20:23 To friday or not to friday #
- 22:56 hahaha the american state of play #
- 22:57 ben affleck is not the american version of david morrisey. he is the american version of jack davenport #
- 23:02 hahaha they think the guy from the orange cinema ads can still get away with a serious role are you shitting me? #
- 23:03 how to play a journalist: johnn simm says "be a good actor", russell crowe says "don’t cut your hair or wash" #
- 23:05 I believe these guys are old friends like I believe every time I whistle 50 pound notes come out my nipples. #
- 23:07 @pageantmalarkey I thought GBG was pretty good for what it was. A lot better than most films in which Affleck is on screen. Including this. #
- 23:08 Oh my god I just realised Russell Crowe has pretty much been done up to look like Justin Lee Collins. #
- 23:09 @pageantmalarkey State Of Play. One of the best things on British TV in the last 10 years turned into a completely crappy film. #
- 23:11 @AlexJThomas How did you feel about TaleSpin? #
- 23:12 @pageantmalarkey Are you sure there wasn’t a gas leak the first time you watched it? #
- 23:12 @pageantmalarkey have you seen Happy Accidents? That’s a pretty good time-travel romantic comedy. #
- 23:14 @AlexJThomas How do you feel about is.gd/2ToxK #
- 23:17 Russell Crowe acts like someone in am dram playing an actor. #
- 23:23 @pageantmalarkey Happy Accidents is quite old. And I may only like it because of Marisa Tomei looking attainably foxy. #
- 23:26 @AlexJThomas is.gd/2TpFn is another one by the same people, slightly lame permise but the pay-off is great. #
- 23:27 @AlexJThomas That’s by the same guys I think. #
- 23:35 When people question the BBC, they should be forced to watch both versions of State of Play. And then this shitty version, forever. #
- 23:37 @pageantmalarkey all I’m saying is I need to come up with new ways to lie to myself #
- 23:39 @pageantmalarkey and to be fair to myself, attainability in this example refers to her falling in love with a complete mentalist. #
- 23:41 @pageantmalarkey I was just pretending to be sexist before so as not to have to tell the internet I’m a mental. I hope you understand! #
- 23:42 oh god the orange ad bloke is back. what the hell? #
- 23:49 @pageantmalarkey that is a good idea. this film is making me quite angry i should probably just sleep #
- 23:53 ok fuck this I’d rather watch st elmo’s fire again than watch the rest of this shit #
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September 3rd, 2009- 15:21 Monk/Fighter #fantasydetectives #
- 15:29 #scifidetectives Murder She Wrote On The Moon #
- 17:39 sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep #
- 21:24 Stupid people think my e-mail address is theirs. I get sent tax return receipts, Facebook passwords and more. They are lucky I’m not evil. #
- 21:32 I mean, obviously I reset the passwords. To teach them a lesson. But I never try to steal their identities. #
- 21:33 This one time I ended up on a John McCain mailing list and got sent directions from some guy’s house to his local polling booth. #
- 21:34 I wonder if I’m distantly related to any of these people. I hope not. #
- 21:39 One of them was called Edison. I might start pretending that’s what Ed stands for in my name! #
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September 2nd, 2009- 10:34 Detoxes are brilliant. You might as well wear a t-shirt that says, "I believe any old shit, me." #
- 10:49 I drink organic lager then beat my wife with a sandal. #
- 12:09 .@Helzbels All my clothes are made of dried humus. #
- 16:27 Next time the fire alarm goes off I’m going to burn the building down. #
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August 31st, 2009- 21:25 Drunken cricket, a patrick hamilton biog, a midnight kitson gig, a family meal, boozey introspection. A good bank holiday! #
- 21:36 Also funny people is a really odd film. Like adam sandler trying to make life and death of peter sellars, but about himself. Pretty rubb … #
- 21:38 Finally saw mean girls. That is an unreasonably good movie. #
- 21:46 @martylog when i die young, @allthesausages may well go down as my finest achievement. #
- 22:40 @martylog me plus computers. I am not quite mad enough to do it by hand. #
- 23:00 @martylog sad thing is the little people like me will always lose out to Big Sausages. #
- 23:40 @martylog but I will spend it all on sausages. I guess you don’t understand how the world works. Haven’t you seen Loose Change? #
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August 30th, 2009- 11:06 A good day yesterday (Kitson=hooray), but now I have to go to Clapham Junction and this is not a thing I feel is reasonable at this moment. #
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August 26th, 2009- 15:52 @badjournalism Not as good as @AllTheSausages #