Things I’ve twittered about today:

  • 08:06 Dreamt that global warming was solved by genetically engineering wooly mammoths back to life and tieing huge mirrors to their backs. #
  • 11:59 What’s yellow and dangerous? LIFE. #
  • 12:01 What’s black and white and red all over? Life! #
  • 12:01 What’s brown and sticky? A STICK! #
  • 13:11 What’s big and eggy? A big egg. #

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