http://superwebsite57.com/twitter Wow, at last! A compilation of the world's most pointless shite! Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:55:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://superwebsite57.com/twitter/?p=123 http://superwebsite57.com/twitter/?p=123#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:55:48 +0000 Ed http://superwebsite57.com/twitter/?p=123

12:22 @pageantmalarkey Is it similar to the plot of Once Upon a Time… Life? #

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10:43 @pageantmalarkey There was a colour supplement feature on him that revealed he decorates his own house with those pictures. Nice! #

15:23 @BorisWatch Experience Dagenham! #

15:30 @BorisWatch If Hoxton Square is outside Zone 1 it must be by about 100 yards. #

23:45 i think i ate too many jaffa cakes. i didn’t even think that was a thing you could do. #

23:49 @pkqk do I have to start paying VAT on them now? #

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08:06 Dreamt that global warming was solved by genetically engineering wooly mammoths back to life and tieing huge mirrors to their backs. #

11:59 What’s yellow and dangerous? LIFE. #

12:01 What’s black and white and red all over? Life! #

12:01 What’s brown and sticky? A STICK! #

13:11 What’s big and eggy? A big egg. #

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13:59 @cwninja That’s working well, then. "see dudes get lucky with their teachers" #

16:32 Why are Nokia calling the N900 their first Maemo device? I had a Nokia 770 Internet Tablet. It was quite cack, but it could run Doom. #

16:35 It was in one of Harold & Kumar films and everything. Well, not my one. #

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12:06 RT @SteIsHere: BROOM NEWS COURTESY OF @thezombiecow: HOLY FUCK HAS EVERYONE SEEN THIS BROOM? bit.ly/S0N2P #

12:07 Must have been a good wedding, I woke up with my postcode written on my hand. #

12:12 RT @bigideas: An Ackroydian pub crawl: Back by popular demand, Robert Kingham is reprising his London pub crawl i.. bit.ly/RyTpd #

12:34 @pageantmalarkey isn’t that the theme song from friends? #

14:53 oh dr mccoy you dirty old space pervert #

14:55 ahaha even mr spock has a boner #

14:56 original star trek represent #

17:18 watching sein feld, eating cheese #

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13:25 RT @SquidyUK: Scrappy Days: The Story of How Scrappy Doo Came To Be – www.povonline.com/scrappydays/scrappy01.htm #

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16:15 Can I work a pointlessly tortuous pun on the Net Book Agreement into a piece about laptops for students? There’s only one way to find out. #

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10:57 the twist at the end of the new Dan Brown novel is that Philip Schofield shoots the internet to death #

11:01 "are you saying that Jesus logged on?" #

13:12 @SteIsHere Didn’t Resonance tell you that they’d commissioned a spin-off? One Life Left: Special Victims Unit. #

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00:06 Reliving bloomsbury days with a nightcap at the packenham arms. Once ended up talking to scary gangsters who claimed to be part of the a … #

00:09 I may be quite gullible. But I did convince someone that at uni i got the jeremy bentham grant for atheism #

00:13 Also i once met an american here who looked exactly like jimmy smits who bought me a beer in return for speaking british to his cousin o … #

00:15 Maybe it Was jimmy smits, pretending to be a telecommunications sales guy #

00:23 So, any good parties near the farringdon road? #

10:03 @VickiRamsay not in the tv version! #

14:35 wANT TO SEE SOME CREEPY SHIT? is.gd/3dOio #

14:36 Discovering the joys of Sound TV, a failed attempt to bring the variety show to satellite telly. is.gd/3dOmD #

14:37 "if this is cobweb tv, you wouldn’t be seeing people like STEVE HEWLETT and TUCKER" #

14:38 jethro rambling on about evil producers for hours like a mental patient #

14:42 yes, let’s start our great new tv channel off with richard digence moaning about some busker not getting a break #

14:50 have you not noticed that all your ‘rising stars’ are about 40? #

14:53 is.gd/3dQfG I bet this is modeled after his father. Who used to give him brutal beatings. #

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09:19 Tonight I will predict the lottery numbers. I won’t be able to tell you what they are as I can’t pronounce the word seven. #

21:33 Blimey, there was an uncle buck sitcom. The premise was that the parents died. There should be a box set with that, ferris bueller and w … #

21:34 Jennifer aniston played the sister in the ferris bueller one, you know. #

23:47 My life is summed up by the fact that i remember when the smoking ban came in because it was the night of the dr who season 3 finale. #

23:51 I’m free most weekends if anyone has a dinner they want me to tell that story after. #

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